Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Money is something you have to make in case you don't die.
The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Time is more value than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon.
Honesty is the best policy, when there is money in it.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
I cried all the way to the bank!
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it!
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
If you would know the value of money try to borrow some.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.