Golden Quotations
Insurance Quotations
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably voodoo.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
No witnesses would admit having seen the mishap until after it happened.
I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching lorries, and another on the woman behind.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
I was on my way to see an unconscious patient who had convulsions and was blocked by a tanker.
I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert.
Memorable Quotes
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian.
I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.
As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in- law and headed over the embankment.
The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
Insightful Quotes cards
I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal.