Golden Quotations
Contempory Quotations
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
It doesn't matter if your on the right track, if you don't move, you'll get run over.
Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members.
The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
Memorable Quotes
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor sons-of-bitches die for theirs.
Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.
The latest definition of an optimist is one who fills up his crossword puzzle with ink.
The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
All art is contemporary art because it had to be made when it was now.
We need it to capture the energy of contemporary life.
Quotes cards
One way or another, we all have to find what best fosters the flowering of our humanity in this contemporary life, and dedicate ourselves to that.
The lessons of the past are ignored and obliterated in a contemporary antagonism known as the generation gap.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.