Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
Friendship is Love without his wings.
What men call gallantry and gods adultery Is much more common where the climate's sultry.
All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin.
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
Oh! too convincing - dangerously dear - In woman's eye the unanswerable tear!
Society is now one polished horde, --- Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores and Bored.
The drying up a single tear has more of honest fame than shedding seas of gore.
I'll publish right or wrong. Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.
If I am fool, it is, at least, a doubting one; and I envy no one the certainty of his self-approved wisdom.
History is the devil's scripture.
The "good old times", all times when old are good.
We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than others with a good motive.
That low vice, curiosity.
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
I slept and dreamt that life was beauty; I woke and found that life was duty.
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life.
Who surpasses or subdues mankind, must look down on the hate of those below.
They used to say that knowledge is power. I used to think so, but I know now they mean money.
Tempted fate will leave the loftiest star.
Oh! too convincing - dangerously dear - In woman's eye the unanswerable tear!