Famous People Quotations
Lily Tomlin ( 1939 ~ )
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Memorable Quotes
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
When we talk to God we are praying; when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring
Insightful Quotes cards
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
The road to success is always under construction.
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.