The most poignant quotes
What the rich and famous and wise said
Thoughtful and attentive words to contenplate and learn from
Note: Throughout history the rich, famous and wise have said things that have been recorded in the form of quotes. It is the study of these quotes that give insight into life.
Steven Wright ( 1955 ~ )
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'